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Passage from lord of the rings gollum riddes10/15/2023 What's an Orc's favorite pick-up line? "Are you from Mordor? 'Cause you've got me under your spell!"Ģ2. What do you call a dwarf drive-thru restaurant? A Take-A-Ganderin!Ģ1. What did the Wargs say when they realized the dwarves had escaped their clutches? "We never saw them coming - our Sightless Eye was turned to stone!"Ģ0. How did the spiders in Mirkwood get so big? They had access to the finest Forest-Mushrooms in all of Middle-Earth!ġ9. Why did the Eagles take so long to arrive at the Battle of the Five Armies? They had to armor-up their "beaks of battle" first!ġ8. What did the ringwraith say when he saw a flying bird? "That's a get-out-there-our-own-flying-hell!"ġ7. What's the difference between a goblin and a troll? One's a grinning grimace, the other's a trolling grin!ġ6. How do you know when a Wizard's been feasting on too many Hobbit-lamb cupcakes? When they start to speak in Mordor-mouth!ġ5. Why did the trolls wait until dusk to attack the dwarves? So they could catch them by surprise during the Heptathlon-moon!ġ4. What do you call a Bilbo who's been drinking too much ale? A Hobbit-stirred!ġ3. What did Radagast the Brown say when he saw a flying dog? "That's a swooping talon-lasc!"ġ2. What's the difference between a Dwarf and a squirrel? One hoards nuts, the other hoards gold!ġ1. Why do some people call Smaug "the fire-breathing dragon"? Because he's got a bit of a hot temper!ġ0. Why did the Wargs cross the Misty Mountains? To get to the other Wyld-style packs!ĩ. What's the difference between an Elf and a piece of toast? One's a Lothlórien wizard, the other's a toast Lore-master!Ĩ. What did the dwarves say when they finally found the ark of the covenant in the Misty Mountains? "This belongs in a museum!"ħ. What do you call a Bilbo who's feeling down in the dumps? A Hobbitsy-turvy!Ħ. How did Smaug stay fit while hoarding all that treasure? He did dragon-squats!ĥ. What was the Orc's favorite mode of transportation in Mirkwood? A spider-man-powered web-slinging glider!Ĥ. Why did Gandalf bring a magician's hat to the Lonely Mountain? To create a dragon-scarer-crow's-nest!ģ. What do you call a dwarf who's just returned from a long day of mining in Moria? A tired-yin!Ģ. Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever The Hobbit Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.ġ.
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